Another round of potions on me
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
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ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to
Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages.
One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)
Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that”
She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck
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More from my glass animal series~ Quarantine wouldn’t be so bad if I could live in a lil mushroom house XD
how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u
baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer
Speak for yourself! If you peel away enough of my overcoats there’s nothing inside but a single dead rat and that’s a fact.
I love how deceptively legit and professional the thumbnails for Griffin’s amiibo Corner are.
Nobody could ever expect the content they are about to receive from these videos.
what is this
how dare you not actually include a link to the video. I went out of my way to find this and oh my geezum it does not disappoint.
what the fuck
starcunning